This kid really, really, REALLY needs some paper towels, stat!
I’m not gonna lie, I would have the exact same reaction if I, too, found myself with dog poop between my toes. But we both need to learn that even though the experience is such a day-ruining, embarrassing, awful thing to have happen to you, it offers a wonderful lesson in humility.
Cheer up, pal! It happens to us all. And even though your pup decided to keep a safe distance up on the deck, I’m sure he’ll apawlogize for it later. Woof!